Tag: funny
group name: rlspointers
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March 05, 2008 10:58 AM EST --
This is a little funny that a friend from down home sent me....
A man came home from work and found his three Children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty Food boxes . . . more
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February 10, 2008 01:47 AM EST --
Tom decided to buy his wife a Valentine gift
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said . . . more
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May 02, 2008 11:41 AM EDT --
A hill woman applied for a charge account at a department store and was asked about her husband's average income.
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"Usually around midnight" . . . more
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March 14, 2008 11:42 AM EDT --
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my . . . more
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March 27, 2008 12:28 PM EDT --
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
Beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
Worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It . . . more
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February 25, 2008 03:12 PM EST --
Subject: Calmness In Our Lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice I heard on . . . more
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July 14, 2008 04:19 PM EDT --
Not me! I"m laughing!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25673
Article by Associated Press.
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February 12, 2008 10:11 PM EST --
During a commercial airline flight an Army helicopter pilot was seated
next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother
began . . . more
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July 11, 2008 10:31 AM EDT --
This was in my email this morning....:)
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July 15, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
My recent Love 'poems' article was funny, BUT what are your 'poems?? The first line has to be 'roamntic', the second line should not be.... ( I can't wait to hear Janie's:) . . . more
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January 12, 2008 06:15 PM EST --
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
~ Milton Berle
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January 13, 2008 02:20 PM EST --
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
~ Doug Larson
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January 25, 2008 09:52 PM EST --
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
~ Leo J. Burke
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February 27, 2008 10:00 PM EST --
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode . . . more
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May 01, 2008 07:46 PM EDT --
My youngest daughter is 14 months old. Quite a while ago, she learned how to take her pants off. Since then, she loves to take them off and wear them on her head like a hat. When she does it, she is so . . . more
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February 11, 2008 03:00 AM EST --
Just when you thought it was safe to open your email.....more riddles!
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the . . . more
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February 11, 2008 03:05 AM EST --
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" . . . more
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February 14, 2008 04:08 AM EST --
I have to agree with this one:
"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a . . . more
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June 01, 2008 02:05 PM EDT --
"Crap... Someone knocked over my recycle bin... There's icons all over my desktop..." found on gdarguad.net
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May 16, 2008 05:17 PM EDT --
Happy Mother's Day from Rachel A poem
Roses are red
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