Tag: funny
group name: rlspointers
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April 19, 2009 09:35 PM EDT --
What is the funniest movie you've ever seen?
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December 11, 2008 09:04 AM EST --
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I
> > was flipping the channels.
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> > > > She asked, 'What's on TV?'
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December 11, 2008 09:08 AM EST --
DO YOU FART IN BED?
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> IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING SO
> HARD, LET ME KNOW AND
> I'LL PRAY FOR YOU.
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> THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD . . .
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December 22, 2009 08:25 AM EST --
With all the changes right now, Not so sure how I get rid of a ten we send, my group. I will be starting a new one, after the holiday. Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas. Lots to do, hard . . .
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March 05, 2008 10:58 AM EST --
This is a little funny that a friend from down home sent me....
A man came home from work and found his three Children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty Food boxes . . .
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January 05, 2009 01:49 PM EST --
ah yes divorce from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet
Robin Williams
i thought this was cute
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December 04, 2008 08:21 AM EST --
Got this in my inbox this morning.
Lunch Time
Once there were three construction workers. When it was lunchtime one day, they all sat down together.
The first one opened his lunchbox . . .
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December 05, 2008 06:14 PM EST --
Alright, I got these in my email. I'm a guy myself, but here's a little self-deprecating fun. =P Dumb Guy Jokes
Q. How do men get excercise at the beach? A. By sucking in their . . .
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January 26, 2009 11:21 AM EST --
Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf..... Unfortunately, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband . . .
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February 10, 2009 09:02 AM EST --
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red........................Cherry . . .
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June 15, 2009 02:48 PM EDT --
one day a grandpa and grandson go golfing and they are on the 8th hole and there is a tree in the way and the grandfather says son when i was your age i would have hit that right over that tree so the . . .
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December 16, 2008 11:11 AM EST --
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
> ( I must admit, it's pretty good)
> We always hear " the rules "
> From the female side.
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May 02, 2008 11:41 AM EDT --
A hill woman applied for a charge account at a department store and was asked about her husband's average income.
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"Usually around midnight" . . .
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February 10, 2009 10:17 AM EST --
WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down
when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story . . .
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February 20, 2009 05:58 PM EST --
It is something every woman needs, he said.Winner gets 5 ten star raitngs.
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January 13, 2009 09:20 PM EST --
This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!
=0 ADADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
I was packing . . .
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March 14, 2008 11:42 AM EDT --
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my . . .
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March 27, 2008 12:28 PM EDT --
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
Beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
Worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It . . .
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February 10, 2008 01:47 AM EST --
Tom decided to buy his wife a Valentine gift
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said . . .
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March 29, 2008 09:16 PM EDT --
You know the drill. I should be dancing in my stilletos but I thought I'd stay home and chat with you. What's up???
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